{"id":20634,"date":"2018-10-09T10:27:27","date_gmt":"2018-10-09T14:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/?p=20634"},"modified":"2018-10-09T10:27:27","modified_gmt":"2018-10-09T14:27:27","slug":"coluna-do-gutierrez-na-terra-da-piada-pronta-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/2018\/10\/09\/coluna-do-gutierrez-na-terra-da-piada-pronta-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Coluna do Gutierrez na terra da piada pronta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#x1f9d0;\u00a0O\u00a0Haddad\u00a0por acaso est\u00e1 em regime semiaberto?\u00a0O cara\u00a0n\u00e3o sai de Curitiba! &#x1f923;De dia faz campanha e \u00e0 noite volta pra cela.\u00a0\u00a0<span data-ccp-props=\"{&quot;201341983&quot;:0,&quot;335559739&quot;:160,&quot;335559740&quot;:259}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#x1f9d0;\u00a0Essa\u00a0campanha\u00a0mostrou que esculhambaram a hierarquia militar: um\u00a0capit\u00e3o\u00a0mandando num general e um Cabo\u00a0zoando\u00a0com os dois. &#x1f61c;&#x1f61c;. Capit\u00e3o Bolsonaro, General Mour\u00e3o e Cabo\u00a0Daciolo\u00a0(Gl\u00f3ria\u00a0Deusxsxsxsx.)\u00a0<span data-ccp-props=\"{&quot;201341983&quot;:0,&quot;335559739&quot;:160,&quot;335559740&quot;:259}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-20636 alignleft lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/coturno.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"23\" height=\"23\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 23px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 23\/23;\" \/>Na verdade,\u00a0estamos \u00e9 no segundo\u00a0coTurno\u00a0eleitoral. Vai ser chute pra todo lado&#8230; !!Selva!!! &#x1f923;&#x1f923;&#x1f923;<span data-ccp-props=\"{&quot;201341983&quot;:0,&quot;335559739&quot;:160,&quot;335559740&quot;:259}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#x1f9d0;\u00a0A triste\u00a0not\u00edcia\u00a0\u00e9 que o Veadinho da\u00a0Bike\u00a0n\u00e3o se elegeu deputado estadual no Par\u00e1. Com 62 anos de idade, um ano mais velho que o Ciro Gomes, um ano mais jovem que o Bolsonaro,\u00a0e idade igual ao do Valdir\u00a0Raupp, o\u00a0Viado\u00a0da\u00a0Bike\u00a0foi a grande atra\u00e7\u00e3o nas elei\u00e7\u00f5es na terra do Jader\u00a0Barbalho, mas n\u00e3o levou.\u00a0<span data-ccp-props=\"{&quot;201341983&quot;:0,&quot;335559739&quot;:160,&quot;335559740&quot;:259}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-20637 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/viado-da-bike.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"130\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/viado-da-bike.jpg 646w, https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/viado-da-bike-300x232.jpg 300w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 168px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 168\/130;\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span data-ccp-props=\"{&quot;201341983&quot;:0,&quot;335559739&quot;:160,&quot;335559740&quot;:259}\">\u00a0<\/span>&#x1f9d0;\u00a0Outro que tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o conseguiu se eleger foi o Rola,\u00a0candidato\u00a0a deputado estadual em Mato Grosso do\u00a0Sul.<span data-ccp-props=\"{&quot;201341983&quot;:0,&quot;335559739&quot;:160,&quot;335559740&quot;:259}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#x1f9d0;\u00a0Na Para\u00edba teve o\u00a0candidato\u00a0Chibata, da coliga\u00e7\u00e3o, a for\u00e7a do Trabalho.\u00a0Ora bolas, com chibata, n\u00e3o tem\u00a0quem\u00a0n\u00e3o\u00a0trabalhe.\u00a0Voltamos\u00a0\u00e0 escravid\u00e3o. Esse tamb\u00e9m n\u00e3o ganhou e n\u00e3o tinha com ganhar. &#x1f923;&#x1f923;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>&#x1f9d0;\u00a0O\u00a0Haddad\u00a0por acaso est\u00e1 em regime semiaberto?\u00a0O cara\u00a0n\u00e3o sai de Curitiba! &#x1f923;De dia faz campanha e \u00e0 noite volta pra cela.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#x1f9d0;\u00a0Essa\u00a0campanha\u00a0mostrou que esculhambaram a hierarquia <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/2018\/10\/09\/coluna-do-gutierrez-na-terra-da-piada-pronta-2\/\" title=\"Coluna do Gutierrez na terra da piada pronta\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20635,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1280,3889],"class_list":["post-20634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-coluna-do-gutierrez","tag-coluna-do-gutierrez","tag-veado-da-bike"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20634\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}