{"id":3953,"date":"2014-10-21T11:21:11","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T15:21:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2014-10-21T11:21:11","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T15:21:11","slug":"perolas-do-enem-por-favor-controle-se-nao-va-engasgar-de-tanto-rir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/2014\/10\/21\/perolas-do-enem-por-favor-controle-se-nao-va-engasgar-de-tanto-rir\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e9rolas do Enem, por favor, controle-se \u2013 n\u00e3o v\u00e1 engasgar de tanto rir \u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Muttley-small.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-277 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Muttley-small.gif\" alt=\"Muttley-small\" width=\"111\" height=\"173\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 111px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 111\/173;\" \/><\/a>\u201cAp\u00f3strofes s\u00e3o os 12 homenzinhos que comeram com Jesus e que Michelangelo bateu a foto\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cO c\u00e9lebros \u00e9 muito espantoso: hoje em dia ele \u00e9 usado at\u00e9 pelos pobres.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cO Hino Nacional Franc\u00eas se chama La Mayon\u00e8se.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSegundo a Mitologia Grega a deusa do amor era a deusa Viagra.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOs escravos dos romanos eram fabricados na \u00c1frica, mas n\u00e3o eram de muito boa qualidade\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cD. Jo\u00e3o sexo era um ditador dinamarqu\u00eas que impediu a revolu\u00e7\u00e3o russa.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cO Hino Nacional Franc\u00eas se chama La Mayon\u00e8se.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs mol\u00e9culas de \u00e1gua quando congelam viram Dur\u00e9culas.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>\u201cAp\u00f3strofes s\u00e3o os 12 homenzinhos que comeram com Jesus e que Michelangelo bateu a foto\u201d \u201cO c\u00e9lebros \u00e9 muito espantoso: hoje em dia ele \u00e9 <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/2014\/10\/21\/perolas-do-enem-por-favor-controle-se-nao-va-engasgar-de-tanto-rir\/\" title=\"P\u00e9rolas do Enem, por favor, controle-se \u2013 n\u00e3o v\u00e1 engasgar de tanto rir \u00a0\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/folhaderondonianews.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}